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Throw it over here.
Teacher.
I'm turning in my exam.
Isn't this too fast?
Too easy.
Dou Ru.
Why is your leg crippled?
I sprained it while playing basketball. It's very painful.
Really?
Put ice on it when you go back. Or else, it will swell a lot.
Thank you, Teacher.
[Gemini Coffee by Lv Chengcheng]
♫ Lazy evening ♫
♫ There's a kind of coffee where the sweetness in the air is added into it ♫
♫ So into the moment ♫
♫ Getting drunk with the aroma, yeah~♫
♫ Drifting through each other's world, an exchange of gazes without any precautions ♫
♫ I yearn that you can come closer a bit more ♫
♫ Just like a caramel latte paired with a dessert ♫
♫ This flavor ♫
♫ It's you, it's you, oh boy ♫
♫ You and me are perfect strangers but familiar ♫
♫ I can sense it even without tasting it, oh boy ♫
♫ You and me are perfect strangers but familiar ♫
♫ Don't disturb this unfamiliar beauty ♫
♫ You and me are perfect strangers but familiar ♫
♫ Strange but familiar ♫
♫ Let it be this way ♫
~ Emily's 5 Things ~
It's been so long. It's been so long since anything good happened in my life.
Why does everyone else have it? Where are my good things?
That was just a dream.
My head hurts.
Ai Weili.
Ai Weili!
Ai Weili, your phone!
I'm taking a dump.
You're not taking a dump but playing with your phone!
It's so noisy.
Ai Weili!
Hurry and come out! I'm going to be late! Hurry!
Use the one in your room.
Mine is broken, dummy.
Okay, okay. Stop rushing me. I'm flushing the toilet now.
Hurry up!
Hurry up.
It's so smelly!
It's the best way for you to wake up!
♫ Everyone's hairstyle and clothing are different ♫
♫ Are you from the 80's, 90's, or 2010, or from the late 70's ♫
♫ Who cares about those decades ♫
♫ (We're all living in the present time) ♫
♫ Who cares if it's yours or my childhood, who are still engulfed within it ♫
♫ Who cares from what decade you're from (All right) ♫
♫ Who cares about being from the 80's, 90's, or 2010, or if it's the end of the world ♫
♫ It's fine no matter how far back your age is ♫
♫ (We're all living in the present time) ♫
♫ Changing one's status to become post 90's, also, becoming post 2010 or 2030 ♫
♫ Age can't actually fool time and space (All right, yeah) ♫
♫ When I was little, I wander the streets wearing bell-bottoms ♫
- Ai Weili. - Yes?
Have you seen my purse?
- Purse. - Thank you.
Where are you going?
Work.
It's Sunday.
Sunday?
Sunday.
Today's Sunday?
Otherwise, you can go to work if you want.
Aiyo, and you didn't tell me earlier.
I didn't know you were rushing to get to work.
Why didn't you ask earlier?
It was you who have gotten so drunk.
Right. Yesterday was our high school friends get-together.
Thankfully, Brother Dou brought you home.
I don't get it.
What did he do in his past life, that he's so good to you in this one?
It must be that I owed him a lot in my past, past life.
Wait. I remember there's something important on the day after our high school reunion.
Let me check my schedule.
What? Where's my phone?
Could it be you didn't bring it home?
No, I remember I still answered Laizi's phone call yesterday.
Oh, right! It's Laizi! Oh, my!
Let me pass.
What are you doing?
- Doufuru, why are you here? - Where are you going? [Sounds alike, Dou Ru was nicknamed 'doufuru' which is a fermented/pickled tofu]
- Take me to Laizi's. Please. - Hey, hey!
No. I'm here to return your phone.
And not to be your chauffeur.
Good thing it's with you.
There's no more battery.
- Take me. - I'm busy.
Don't be so petty. Let's go.
Don't call me petty. Don't come near me.
- It's not on the way. No. Get lost. - You're just going to turn a few more blocks.
A few more...
Dummy.
When we exit the alley,
I want to go to the breakfast shop on the right.
I'll just charge my phone.
I feel like throwing up.
Go keep drinking then. Get drunk and then lose memories and black out.
What memory loss? My mind is clear. I remember everything.
Really? Then tell me what happened yesterday.
Weren't you...
Weren't you having fun with Big Head and the others, and didn't have time for me?
[Welcome to the Class Reunion of Batch 16 Classroom 302 of Daxing High School]
That's right.
Hi. Hello.
Hello. Eat some peanuts.
Wow, how magical.
That's right. It's even pepper-flavored.
Not bad.
It smells so nice.
I think so, too. Here, it's for you.
What are you up to these days?
Not bad.
I do that columbary thing. (Vault for urns/ashes of the dead)
- Columbary? - You don't look like one.
Where have you been this half year?
That's so unique.
Eat it and see if there's any difference.
Is it good?
Eat more.
Is it good?
- Is it too salty? - No.
I'll give you some more.
Hey! Ting Ting.
Please take care of your husband's stomach, okay?
He has almost eaten all of the peanuts in this table. We're not people, is that it?
And Xuan Xuan. You.
What's wrong with your hand that you can't feed yourself?
And Yu Yu, please have some morals okay?
How come you brought your whole family in a class reunion?
I'll be back later.
This table. You, leave.
You sell insurance, right?
Luxury car?
Columbary?
Showing off your wealth?
Why do you buy so many houses?
When you die, won't you all just be living in his place?
With such a good class reunion, why can't you be like their table,
just having a good meal and drinks, reminiscing about the past?
♫ All right ♫
Classmate Xiao Ai.
Does your silence mean you want them all?
You can eat.
Ting Ting, your husband is so good to you.
Yes and today, just to spend time with me,
he even refused an invitation of a big shot member of the parliament.
Really?
Next time, tell your boyfriend to come, too.
He's busy. He won't come.
Really? But I think that coming to his girlfriend's party is important, too.
Just like how his family has a jewelry store.
They are so busy, yet he still came to be with me. Right, Honey?
It looks like my husband has the most free time.
Even though he doesn't work, his parents' money will all eventually belong to us.
That's great.
They just had to turn a good class reunion into some bragging competition.
As if the winner will become prettier and the loser's breast will decrease in size.
Then you really lost badly.
- That's so sad. - What did you say?
They really changed a lot.
You have, too. If it were you from before,
you won't have put on an act. You would have directly complained.
I just became more tactful and more respectful.
I did remember everything, right?
You don't remember sh**.
Of course, you know what happened before we started drinking. What about after?
- What happened after the drinking started? - See.
You only remembered bits and pieces.
Didn't you conveniently forget to mention someone?
Who?
Ziying is here!
Wu Ziying!
It's been so long.
Why didn't you attend the previous class reunions?
Hey, don't grumble. She's a very famous, busy anchorwoman now.
There's no such thing. Did you all wait long?
Yes, we've been waiting for you.
What is it? Do you need to poop?
No.
You want to escape like me?
Who wants to escape like you?
Dou Ru. It's been a long time.
Yes. Very long.
- Hi, Ziying. - It's been a long time.
- Yes, it has. - Hey! The restaurant owner is asking
when will they serve the food...
Hi.
I'll go tell the owner to start serving the food.
My husband is very good to me and is very tolerant.
But actually, marriage is like riding a roller coaster.
Do you want to use your eyes to really see what is happening?
Or close them and be at peace?
It's your choice.
How much did you drink? You threw up so much.
You stink, Ai Mili.
Ziying. No, no.
Ziying.
Ziying, you're so beautiful in and out.
- It's only 5 p.m. and you're drunk like this? - I'm not drunk.
I'll take her home.
Are you her brother or dad? If she wants to drink, let her drink.
- Right. - Right.
Hence, let us not go home until we're completely drunk.
Okay. Cheers.
That's enough.
You drunk such a big gulp. You're a warrior among the women.
Hey, do you work at a hotel?
Tell me. Which one?
Don't tell anyone. Ouch!
That's not funny.
Xiao Ai works at a law firm.
And—
She's even a manager there.
- Everyone relies on her for big and small things. - That's so great...
But she just said earlier that she's into servicing.
Does a law firm need a service department?
- I don't know. - I think there is.
Really?
Of course.
Do you know what kind of cases our law firm does?
What?
Divorce lawsuits.
Divorce lawsuits?
- Shi... - Si. [She can't properly pronounce 'guan si' (lawsuit/case)]
- Shi. - Si.
Shi!
You don't look like you need a divorce lawsuit. Right, business cards.
But times are unpredictable. Who knows what will happen in the future?
Maybe in the future, your husband will have an affair and your child might need some alimony.
Just call me. I'll definitely give you...
discounts until death.
That great?! Thanks.
You're welcome.
So, do you remember the second half that I just told you about?
Was I like that?
You totally blacked out.
Do you want me to continue my story,
where you kept saying that you want to go watch the sea to the point of absurdity?
It can't be. I thought it went well.
What went well?
Green light.
Why are you in a hurry? He's not rushing you.
- What time is it? Where are you? - Crow's mouth.
Hurry up!
Why is this so hard to unbuckle?
It's so hard every time.
- Hurry up. - Geez, he's as old as your grandma and grandpa.
Move your hand away. Be more gentle.
Aren't you in a hurry?
I'm scared.
- I don't know how to tell him. I'm afraid he'll yell at me. - Just tell him honestly...
that you got drunk last night. Today, you woke up late.
Getting drunk at a class reunion is just normal.
I'm late, so forget it. Getting drunk?
If he knew that, my crime will just get worse.
What do I do? Help me think of something.
How come having a boyfriend is like going to war? We still have to practice the strategy beforehand.
Please help me.
My head is not clear right now.
I think that even if your mind was clear, you wouldn't be able to think of something.
Please, I'm begging you.
I got it. Tell him that you got Wu Ziying.
Right. Why didn't I think of Wu Ziying?
Your beancurd brain also has moments of intelligence.
I'm going. Bye-bye.
You forgot your cellphone and breakfast!
Right. And my breakfast.
You didn't close—
I deserve to be yelled at.
Three.
One.
Zero.
I better just leave.
Escaping is useful, too.
But it won't solve the problem.
And he's going to be mad.
I was just about to ring the doorbell.
- Are you going out? - I'm getting something to eat.
But I already bought you an early lunch.
I'm not eating it!
Wu Ziying has already agreed to host your new book launch!
- I'm ugly? Why don't you look at yourself first? - What about me?
You hairline has receded.
That's my water.
It hurts.
My phone.
[Full of Talent and Handsome Boyfriend]
Laizi.
Past life karmic debtor.
[Nagging...]
Pigeon has come out!
Hello, Laizi. Pigeon just came out. I'll call you back later. Bye.
I don't really understand why you keep a boyfriend like that by your side.
He's not bad to me.
If he was really good to you, you'd say, "He's so good to me." Not, "He's not bad to me."
Anyway, he won't spoil if I just put him by my side for now.
He's already so stinky and he's still not spoiled?
You have a nasty sour smell.
I have a nasty sour smell? Why don't you smell yourself?
- The whole car smells like you. - Oh, really.
- Come closer and smell it well! - You stink.
- How am I smelly? Say it again. - When was the last time you showered?
- Pigeon! - Pigeon?
- Pigeon. - Got it.
- The car's plate. - Got it.
- The secretary beside him. - Got it.
Follow them.
You're so tired? Which girl did you go out with yesterday?
- It's all because you left. - Cut the crap. Mei Mei, he brought a girl yesterday.
Don't say such nonsense.
- Mei Mei! There was really none! - None?
- Don't let him fool you! He really brought a girl! - Enough already!
[What does it mean if I dreamt that I died]
What does it mean if I dreamt that I died?
Good morning, Lawyer Zhou!
Wenzi, you have crusting on your eyes. Remove them.
Xiao Ai, the most stable kind of binding is a habit.
Fighting! Mei Mei, the nail polish on your right index finger has chipped off.
Xiao Wu, you look like you lacked sleep.
Go drink coffee. Meeting in ten minutes.
Senior, why is Lawyer Zhou's power of observation...
so strong?
How would I know? I'm more curious on why she knows so much moral boosting words.
Every day is a new one.
But I think what she just said makes sense.
The most stable kind of binding is a habit.
Fighting.
Mei Mei, investigate past cases on mental abuse between cohabitants.
Got it! Trash! A rotten man knows only to bully a good woman.
He clearly has an affair with his secretary, and he still dared to complain about his wife?
Always complaining this and that and even making excuses.
He dares to do it but won't take responsibility. How is he a man?!
Fine. He won't admit it? It doesn't matter.
Let's see how I'll deal with you in court next time.
Xiao Wu, give me the analysis of this case tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Or what? After the new year?
Tomorrow.
Wenzi, go and investigate the assets of Pigeon.
I want those under his name and under other people.
Yes.
Xiao Ai, keep following Pigeon.
I'm still following?! I've already taken a shot of the motel exterior.
Okay.
I want more concrete pictures.
More concrete. Okay.
Xiao Ai
- Hello, what is it? - Tonight, I'm going to be a paparazzi.
I already sent you the address. See you at 5 p.m.
I can't. I can't rush back. I'm in Jiufen taking photos.
Okay then. I'll go by myself. Bye.
Great pictures, kitty.
How about one more?
Look at me.
Miss. Miss.
Miss, where are you going?
I work here.
Really? Why haven't I seen you here before?
Because I just started working here, so I have to work overtime.
But your ID card is old.
Can I take a look at your ID card?
Sure.
I knew you're still at the office.
Do you know how long I waited for you at home?
How many times did I tell you that I'll go home by myself.
Don't you understand Chinese?
You say you're coming home yourself.
I bet you're going home with that guy.
You have delusions. Why don't I get you a consultation number?!
He and I have already ended!
You have nothing to do with him? Bullshit.
- May I ask— - Be quiet!
You don't know anything! I think that you're just...
What about me?
If you have guts, come up with me and argue with my colleague!
Are you looking down on me?!
If you have guts, come up then!
You think I'm not going up?
If you're coming up, then do it!
- I'll go up to show you then! I'm going up! - Go up! Go up!
- You're hitting me? - Didn't you say—
- Why did you hit me? - Stop shoving.
Let me warn you. I'm getting mad. I'll go out now—
Didn't you say you're not coming?
I was afraid that your IQ is too low and will just get beat up.
Really?
Wow, you even have a key to Pigeon's office?
His wife gave it to me. And this ID.
Why is it so hard to open?
You're sure that Pigeon will be coming back to the office tonight?
He called his wife and told her that he's doing overtime tonight.
I'm guessing that he'll take his secretary to come here.
It's open.
Are you done? Once they're back, we're dead.
Be quiet. Is there a person that could tinker with a window curtain upon birth?
You were slow at opening the door.
Hello? Laizi.
I'm currently busy.
I'll call you back later.
Hey, ugly guy. I've been dreaming of dying these past two nights.
I searched the internet of its possible meaning.
It said that if I dream that I died, good things will happen.
Yes, the good thing is that Laizi is asking for your help again.
He only looks for you when he needs something.
When he needs nothing, he's the king of the "Read but didn't reply' world."
He's not like that.
He asked me to help write the opening script of Wu Ziying.
After all, I'm the one who invited her to host the event.
How is that reasonable?
He has so many people in his publication company. Why doesn't he ask them for help?
Because of my good writing style.
Bullshit! It's because your level of cooperation is too high, that's why, he kept making endless demands on you.
Anyway, if it's him, you'll forever nod your head.
You talk like I've never helped you.
When have you helped me?
I'll give you an example.
I got caught cheating once during a second year high school English exam.
Who's fault was it?
Who?
That was because you were too nervous, hence, you threw the paper too hard.
You were the one who was acting cool and hit the paper away.
I... I also tried my best to remedy it.
Your eyesight is so terrible.
Everyone saw it.
Initially, I was successful, okay?
There are only two people in this class who can write English so beautifully.
Wu Ziying! Ai Mili!
Teacher, I'm sorry. It was me.
The first stain on my record was because of you.
How is that a stain?
You and Laizi being together is what's a stain.
He's here.
Where?
Over there.
Yes, yes.
Got it. He's something else.
Whoa!
Pigeon, you're so dead.
What time is it?
Sister, don't forget that you've promised Laizi that you'll write the script for his new book launching.
I know.
Wu Ziying is a TV anchor. .
She agreed to host this event, so the script mustn't be haphazardly done
Let me think about it.
What do you mean think about it?
If you keep lying there, you'll be thinking in your dreams.
That's the best. I can think about it even while sleeping.
It better be.
Anyway, I made some coffee, so I got you a cup, too.
I'm putting it on your table.
You're still working?
It's for the fans thank you card that will be given out tomorrow.
Your boyfriend asked me to redesign them.
It's so annoying.
I really regret that you recommended me to work in his publication company.
But...
Good luck to you too.
I can't help you with writing the script.
Okay.
♫ Are you from the 80's, 90's, or 2010 ♫
♫ Or from the late 70's ♫
♫ Who cares about those decades ♫
♫ Who cares if it's yours or my childhood? ♫
♫ Who are still engulfed within it ♫
♫ Who cares from what decade you're from ♫
♫ When I was little, I wander the streets wearing bell-bottoms ♫
♫ When I grew up, high heels have filled every streets ♫
♫ Cameras are in every corner ♫
♫ Everyone's hairstyle and clothing are different ♫
♫ Are you from the 80's, 90's, or 2010 ♫
♫ Or from the late 70's ♫
♫ Who cares about those decades ♫
♫ We're all living in the present time ♫
♫ Who cares if it's yours or my childhood? ♫
♫ Who are still engulfed within it? ♫
♫ Who cares from what decade you're from ♫
♫ Who cares about it being the 80's, 90's, or 2010 ♫
♫ Or if it's the end of the world ♫
♫ It's fine no matter how far back your age is ♫
♫ (We're all living in the present time) ♫
Move those things from the back to the front first.
It's too crowded at the back.
There will be a mic on the table later, hence, remove some of those displays on it.
- Okay. - We don't need that.
Xinyu, make sure the flowers on each end line up.
Yes, okay.
Move the sign more forward. Right.
Turn it counterclockwise.
More... Turn it back a little.
Okay. That's good.
It's rare to see you so serious.
Sister, you're my family, so you surely know.
Not everyone can see my kind of seriousness.
Only a ghost can see it.
Hey, Weili, I think I have a cold.
Yeah? Who told you to go out and be a paparazzi with Brother Dou in the middle of the night?
Do you want to go home first and rest?
I can't. I have to take care of Wu Ziying. Where's Laizi?
- Probably outside. - Outside—
Hold on. Tie that tighter. What if it falls?
Thank you for sparing us some time from your busy schedule.
It's my honor for to be able to invite you to host this.
- Ziying. - Hi!
You saying that is being too courteous.
You're now a cutting-edge popular author.
Xiao Ai is also my good friend.
Of course, I would not refuse it.
Have to trouble you then, popular anchor.
No problem.
Xinyu, take Ziying to the waiting room.
Xiao Ai will go in there later to practice the opening script.
Yes. Anchorwoman Wu, this way please.
- See you later. - Okay.
Take it.
I just bought it.
Your health is so weak.
You get a cold so easily. Quickly take your medicine.
Yes.
Remember to practice the script with her.
I'll just talk to the reporters over there.
Your hair is too messy.
Why are you here?
The very popular anchorwoman asked me to take pictures of her.
Really? You're so obedient.
It's because your level of cooperation is too high,
that's why, she kept making endless demands on you since high school.
If it's her, you'll nod your head forever.
You are so immature.
I only agreed because you and Weili are here.
Really.
Look how your face is showing the ripples in your spring heart.
You're the one who was laughing like a mental retard just for a box of cold medicine.
You saw that? Don't you think he's sweet?
Where's the waiting room?
You're so petty. Will you die if you praise him?
- Aunt, don't get physical. - What Aunt?
Thank you everyone for welcoming me with such warm applause.
The reason I agreed to host this book launching is
one, I love books.
That sounded strange, huh?
I should say that I love reading books.
I know that we live in an internet world.
This world is like Doraemon's pocket, you get to have anything.
So, owning a real book can give us a special feeling.
This feeling is like warmth that can't be replaced.
Hence, I hope that everyone can support the sales of a paper-bound book with action.
Let this kind of warmth be maintained.
Of course, this is what the Taiwanese society needs the most.
My second reason is...
the words "Hawaii in the Desert" deeply attracted my attention.
But what is the connection of this book title and the relationship between two lovers?
Now, I'd like to ask everyone to join me in understanding.
Everyone, please lend me your hand.
Use the most intense applause and cheer
to welcome the author, Lai Wenhua or Laizi.
Hello, Laizi. Please have a seat.
Laizi, first I want to tell you that I'm your fan, too.
And I've actually read many pages of this book.
When it was released, I immediately bought a copy to read.
And within one night, I finished reading the book.
After reading it, I was so moved.
Sister. Sister, why are you sleeping here?
I took in the cold medicine and became really sleepy.
If you want to sleep, go inside the waiting room to sleep.
Wait a bit.
Laizi, everyone sitting here is your fan.
Do you want to explain to everyone...
why this book was titled ' Hawaii in the Desert'?
This book talks about the dry spell in the relationship of two people.
How to find that Hawaii-like passion back while in the dry spell
is the topic being probed in this book.
- Your manner of explaining it was very appropriate and quite profound. - Thanks.
I'm sure that after everyone heard it, you have gotten more interested.
Now, Laizi, there's one more question I would like to ask you.
What is the greatest distinguishing feature of this book?
Actually, the greatest difference of this book
with my past six books
is it was an adaptation of a real story.
It narrates of a married couple living in the western desert of the US who went to Hawaii for a leisure trip.
In between, there were a lot of happy and sad stories that happened.
You can even make a movie out of them.
I'm so sorry, Ms. Host.
I can only tell it up to here.
After all, in selling books, you must first keep people on tenterhooks.
Okay, okay.
Excuse me. Can you let us take a picture of you two together first?
- Or else, I won't make it before our periodical is published. - Okay.
- Laizi, can we take photos first? - Of course.
Here, here.
Please change the direction.
Take a picture with the fans.
Okay, look here please.
Okay. Everyone, come closer, okay?
And those in front, try to lower yourself more.
Okay. Those at the back, could you stand a little higher?
A little closer still.
Here, everyone. Together.
- Is the watermelon sweet? - Sweet!
♫ You're my answer, when time has passed, it's hard to make the memories stay ♫
♫You and me are perfect strangers but familiar ♫
Ai Meili!
Yes?
That's too amazing.
The reason that a relationship between two people is not harmonious is because there's a huge wall in between!
What Laizi wants to say, we must topple that high wall.
So that the two of them will understand each other more. Am I right, God Lai?!
That's right. Right.
Everyone, applause!
Thank you, everyone.
Hope that after this blockade has been removed,
other than making a relationship between two people more harmonious,
we hope that this moving mountains and overturning the seas kind of blessing
can make Laizi's new book be a bestseller.
Another round of applause!
Okay. Thank you to this adorable lady for bringing us a blessing that really made a deep impression.
Please, everyone stand in line for Laizi's autograph.
Workers, set up the tables.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for coming.
It was so funny! Xiao Ai!
Xiao Ai, wait!
Xiao Ai!
Xiao Ai, wait for your Sister Xue Eh. I'm in my 30's now.
I can't run anymore.
Xiao Ai, let me tell you, that this video of yours today is too funny.
I saw it three times, laughed five times.
What? "Moving mountains and overturning the seas kind of blessing?"
If my pain...
gives everyone happiness,
I'll just take it as doing good and making up for my sins.
Xiao Ai, don't be like this.
Who hasn't done something dumb in their lifetime?
And look at yourself.
You're emitting negative energy all over, and very strong ones.
Come. I'll help you change your fortune.
And it's free.
Leave. Leave. Leave.
Do you feel better?
Sister Xue Eh.
I'm not possessed by some evil spirit. I'm just—
You just got possessed by your famous author boyfriend.
I'm used to being possessed by him.
The main point is even Doufuru is ignoring me.
Doufuru?
Aren't you two really close?
And didn't he employ some divine rescue on you today?
Weili's helping out at the celebration party right now.
Stop hunching.
Doufuru, I really want to dig a hole and jump in.
Just bury me.
Okay. That will be fun.
I've never buried such an ugly thing before.
Idiot.
Laizi, be nice.
You also know that Xiao Ai is sick, so—
Excuse me, Doufuru.
I have to talk to Xiao Ai. Please leave.
Ai Mili, the video of you sabotaging my book launch party is trending on the internet right now.
People are talking more about your embarrassing moment than my new book.
As much as you want to become popular, you shouldn't have diverted everyone's attention from the event!
I didn't.
No wonder people say to not fear a wolf-like teammate, (voracious/greedy)
just fear a pig as a teammate. (stupid)
You slept like that during the day. What do you do at night?
I was writing Wu Ziying's script.
You dare talk back?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry is the world's most irresponsible three words!
And did you check yourself in the mirror before leaving this morning?!
Why do you always dress so strange?
Look at the way Wu Ziying dresses.
No wonder she's a TV anchor, and you're in the service field!
You've gone overboard. Have you said enough?
Doufuru, what's come over you? Go back first.
If it weren't for her, would you be able to get Wu Ziying to host your publishing event?
On top that, she wrote an amazing introductory speech!
Be clear on this. She is not your worker.
- She's your girlfriend. - So you know she's my girlfriend?
A girlfriend helping her boyfriend is the way it's supposed to be. And who are you?
What right do you have to express your seemingly know-it-all opinions?
Based on the fact that she's my high school friend.
Based on the fact that she's my best friend.
Based on the fact that you don't cherish her yet still yell at her so harshly!
Dou Ru. I was going to thank you for helping Xiao Ai often to take pictures as undercover.
But I overthought.
A brainless and impulsive person who bites people like a crazy dog only—
Don't say that about him. Today, I was the one who was wrong.
And it was Doufuru who helped solve the problem.
I don't need his help.
And I don't need him to keep appearing in your life!
Then spend more time with her so she's not by herself all the time.
- What does it have to do with you?! - Why doesn't it have to do with me?!
Stop fighting!
Go back first.
This is between me and Laizi. I don't need a busybody.
Right. I'm too nosy. I'm a busybody.
Our friendship ends here.
Doufuru...
And then afterwards, I called Doufuru, but he won't answer his phone.
He's being like Laizi, reading but not returning my messages.
I think Laizi is really no fun. He complains about everything.
- You looked good today. - Isn't that right?
- Right. - I thought I looked good, too.
And this skirt, the fabric is very nice.
What brand is it? Where did you buy it from? Is it expensive?
Sister Xue Eh, that isn't important.
I know.
What about your blouse?
It can't be cheap.
This also isn't important.
All right. I just wanted to divert your attention.
Oh, right. Then help me ask the Tarot God.
Of course.
I'll have to trouble you.
Xiao Ai. Pick two cards.
One card is for Laizi. One is for Doufuru.
Laizi. Laizi...
Okay.
Doufuru... This one.
Okay. Let's look at Laizi.
[Strength] Reversed.
That means you have to keep lowering yourself and please him, before he'll forgive you.
Even if it's not your fault or you have enough reasons, it's the same.
I knew it.
What about Doufuru?
Doufuru's card is The Tower, upright.
Xiao Ai, you really irritated him.
Your friendship is going to take a painful turn.
Ultimately, whoever started the trouble has to end it.
You'll have to deal with it yourself.
So in conclusion, I'll have to apologize to him, too?
But typically The Tower also brings along a revelation from the heaven.
As long as you try hard enough to sense it,
you should be able to feel the deeper meaning that God is trying to tell you.
Which means you should think hard about Doufuru right now.
Focus on it. Try hard to think about it.
Focus on it.
Why is my life so hard?
♫ All the perfection ♫
♫ Is to eventually buffer the crying scene ♫
♫ What I would show you are my smiling eyes ♫
♫ No burdens, no plans ♫
♫ Drinking wine together like bosom friends ♫
♫ No more billows, becoming courageous again ♫
♫ To face you ♫
♫ We talked about so much ♫
♫ Smilingly said things ♫
♫ I heard you describe the past me ♫
♫ All my past thoughts were silent ♫
♫ That time, I only knew to be cold ♫
Thank you.
♫ But the me that truly loves you ♫
♫ Don't want to show my weakness to this love ♫
♫ Don't want to discern who's right or wrong ♫
Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen...
♫ Are allowed to be put in my heart and not said ♫
How much lower can my self-esteem go?
Xiao Xiao Ai. You be the judge of this.
I've already sent so many touching apologetic messages.
Yet, he only read them without replying. What a shitty boyfriend.
♫ Were silent ♫
♫ That time, I only knew to be cold ♫
It's my fault. Sorry.
Hey! I won't accept you saying things like "Our friendship ends here."
A smile ends all hatred. I didn't mean what I said.
You're a generous man. Don't be petty with me.
He clearly knows I hate being left on "Read."
More than ten years of friendship,
all went to waste.
Stupid stinky Doufuru. Hateful Doufuru.
You know she's my girlfriend.
A girlfriend helping out her boyfriend is the way it's supposed to be.
And who are you?
What right do you have to express your opinions?
This is between me and Laizi.
I don't need a busybody!
I'm just not going to reply. Hmph!
Don't be mad anymore, okay?
I'm already taking you to see the night sky and even bought you chicken chops.
Who needs your chicken chops and night sky?
Give me that.
You didn't want it but you're still eating it.
You're so annoying.
You don't study English when I tell you to.
You're trying to act cool when I'm already helping you cheat.
Why did you jump and kick the cheat sheet?
You don't even know how to play soccer.
Why were you trying to act cool?
You fake ghost.
You even made my dad get called to school. It's so embarrassing.
Aren't you happily eating your chicken chops and watching the night sky right now?
It's not that serious.
How about... I owe you ten servings of chicken chops?
I'll cover for you for the next three Math exams.
I'll take you to school for a month!
No!
How about... fifteen servings of red bean dumpling soup?
What a terrible offer!
I also find that terrible.
Twenty bowls of tempura. Big bowls, too!
Plus fifty bowls of the tempura soup.
The soup is free. Do you think I'm stupid?!
But it's also embarrassing when you keep refilling it.
You're afraid of being embarrassed, too?
Okay. I can forgive you.
But you have to do one thing.
Can you do that one action where you'll try to see the ghost?
♫ You're my answer, when time has passed, it's hard to make the memories stay ♫
♫You and me are perfect strangers but familiar ♫
Can you do that one action where you'll try to see the ghost?
That move is so ugly!
You're afraid of looking ugly?
- I'm not afraid of looking ugly. - Then do it!
It's really ugly.
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry.
It's really ugly.
Your tie is in the way. How could I see it?
Okay. Stop talking.
I didn't see it.
Did you see it? Did you see it?!
Yes. It was a really, really ugly ghost!
Where?!
You're so annoying!
You're so immature! You're so annoying!
Hey, don't hit me.
Can you calm down? Don't hit me.
Don't just constantly hit people. Wait.
What are you doing?
Didn't it also take you a whole day to forgive me?
And you even made me do such a stupid move.
I really pretended to be a ghost.
Why did I have to vent for you?
Ai Weili!
Get up and eat breakfast.
Ai Weili!
Didn't you come home yesterday?
It's obvious, right? I didn't even change my clothes.
Woah. You made breakfast today?
Oh, no. This means that you haven't reconciled with Laizi about the mistake yesterday.
So not only could you not sleep, you also needed to rely on cooking to relieve stress?
Right.
Hey, don't progress so fast with your girlfriend that you can't even remember my name anymore, okay?
Also, if you're not coming home, then tell me.
Don't think that just because you're a guy, you can do whatever.
There might be a bunch of kids coming here, looking for their dad.
I wasn't with my girlfriend yesterday.
Really? Then where were you?
You asked, okay?
Okay.
Yesterday, I was in the hospital.
Dad suddenly had high blood pressure and was taken to the emergency room.
It was only until the morning before his prognosis looked good.
He already went home earlier.
Why don't you quickly eat breakfast? You still have to go to work.
I'm really tired. I want to take a day off to rest.
Save some breakfast for me.
I'll eat it when I wake up.
Hey.
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Before you get off work today, give me Pigeon's incriminating photos.
Dou Furu of Photography Studio
Wow, that was done so naturally.
I originally gave you the keys in case you needed them from time to time.
But what are you doing now? Being a thief?
Right now is a time of need.
Hey, you're being stubborn.
Are you going to die if you accept my apology?
That was an apology?
Look at what this is: "Love and peace!"
I didn't stick that on.
Don't be like this.
You better keep your distance from me.
Otherwise, someone might say that I'm in your life too much.
I already changed the "Talented and handsome boyfriend." into "Shitty boyfriend."
Look!
And you have to add selfish and arrogant, too!
What? That many?
Also, you actually sent so many texts apologizing to him.
You can't be saved.
I need to get Pigeon's photos. Please!
You, you, you... Why did you eat my breakfast?
You just coincidentally buy what I want to eat every time.
And this morning, I didn't take a dump.
But I ate two portions of breakfast, so my stomach is bulging.
Pigeon's photos. You can leave now.
Don't be like this.
I came to sincerely apologize today.
I came prepared.
Ai Meili's magic lamp will grant you three wishes.
The game's rules are negotiable.
Okay, then my first wish is to forbid you from apologizing to Laizi.
What?
So this coupon is a rubber check. Good thing I didn't get tricked.
Okay, I won't apologize if you don't want me to.
That's more like it.
Hey!
I'm sorry!
I think...
that you should add "selfish" and "arrogant" before it.
I didn't understand.
You should add "selfish" and "arrogant" in front!
Can we talk?
This doesn't count as apologizing, right?
But this counts as yielding to him.
I sent it.
Don't blame me. This is all just fate.
♫ You are the answer, answering the feelings of the past ♫
♫You and me are perfect strangers but familiar ♫
[Lawyer: Zhou Jieren]
Come in.
Lawyer Zhou, these are the more concrete pictures of Pigeon and his female secretary.
We got better ones this time.
Thirty seconds.
Hello, Laizi.
Xiao Ai, I have to conduct a field study on Saturday. Come with me.
I might drink. You need to drive.
Come to my house at 9 a.m. We'll set out together.
- Bye. - Huh?
That was less than thirty seconds.
What was the inspirational quote I told you last time?
Take it. Read it.
The strongest binding is habit.
Hence, don't let him tightly bind you,
just because you're used to it.
Pictures.
They're very concrete.
♫ A repetitive decision ♫
Are you home yet?
I'm just getting off work. What is it?
That's great.
That thing has arrived. My stomach hurts.
Can you bring me a bowl of red bean dumpling soup?
♫ When I encounter a cherished relationship ♫
♫ Sometime's I'll get afraid, worried, or lost ♫
♫ When I lost the courage to love someone ♫
I was out promoting my book all day.
Tell Weili to get it for you.
♫ When I encounter a love that caught me unprepared ♫
♫ Purely making one confused and stupified ♫
♫ Afraid of the unpredictable fate ♫
Forget not having a considerate boyfriend.
Even my best friend is angry at me for no reason.
Life...
What? Aren't you taking wedding photos?
I just finished.
Are you free on Saturday? Come be my model.
You finally realized that I have a pretty face and a lovely physique.
You're just overly skinny. Let's not talk about your face.
What about my face? Speak.
Look in the mirror yourself.
I can't on Saturday. I have to go out with Laizi.
You two made up?
Yes.
You didn't apologize first again, did you?
N-No.
I think this is God's will.
God's will.
Really. I think that the heavens don't think it's right for us to split up.
So we automatically just made up.
You can't roll your eyes at me.
Anyway, our fate is unfinished.
So let's not force it.
What about Saturday?
Who is going to be your model?
I need someone with a lovely physique and a pretty face.
Who?
Good morning.
In order to make up for my past mistake,
I'm here one hour early.
Didn't you keep saying before that you wanted to eat cheese omelette and
cranberry beef meatballs?
I made oatmeal. Let's eat together.
Is your field study today for your next book?
For my next work, I want to use some beautiful legends to delve into relationships.
The place we're visiting now has a very special story.
I heard the old people there knows the story well.
They know some information that others don't.
I'll have to have a drink with them and try to get close.
See if I can learn about this story.
I heard from my friend that the old man is nearby selling miscellaneous things to kill time.
Is it that man?
That is NT$200. (≈ $7,00)
Let's see.
That is NT$200 dollars, too. It's inexpensive.
Excuse, may I ask if you're Mr. Chen A'Shi?
Do you need something?
Aren't you the girl from the "Moving mountains and overturning the seas" video?!
It's really her!
- I never thought we'd get to see her in person. - Are you talking about me?
Ms. Moving Mountains and Overturning Seas, can we take a picture with you?
Did you go online to see how many views it got? Over 1,000,000 in a few days.
- Really? I should ask them for some compensation. - It's true.
- Let's take a picture! - I like you so much!
- Can we take a picture with you? - Just for a while.
Let's take it over here.
- Let me go first, okay? - Okay, but make it quick.
One, two, three...
Excuse me, Mister. I am an author.
I would like to ask you about the local love story of the stone couple.
Of course, I did some homework before coming.
So I would like to know more about the less-known details.
Okay, let's do one more.
I heard this story from my grandfather.
Back then...
I'm going to take a walk around here.
- Continue. - Back then, roads like these didn't exist yet.
Fishermen had to climb over mountains
and walk up to here. It was tough.
Laizi and I finally aren't fighting anymore.
But why am I always the one yielding first?
This is exactly like my dream.
It can't be. No way.
I'm clearly fine.
No way.
♫You and me are perfect strangers familiar ♫
It can't be. No way.
I'm clearly fine.
No way.
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♫ Finally said it, I understand now that bliss has no origin ♫
♫ Was ignorant before, within the days of accompanying you in this long journey ♫
♫ I'm willing to completely be seen through ♫
♫ The heavy burdens of the past are each like indistinct crossroads ♫
♫ Going left or going right ♫
♫ Your appearance made my worried heart ♫
♫ Finally able to make heads or tails ♫
♫ You're my answer, answering this unfamiliar and underripe love vision ♫
♫ You're my answer, revealing all my little thoughts in a silly manner ♫
♫ For so many years, you slowly blurred out of my flourishing sight ♫
♫ I thought that not seeing is getting far from eternity ♫
♫ You're my answer; when time has passed, it's hard to make the memories stay ♫
♫ You're my answer, promising only a simple, "We'll never disband" ♫
♫ In the coming future years, you're my entire sight ♫
♫ You made me see what eternity is ♫
You are just like when we were little.
You're kind and loyal.
Sun Jingming!
He is so handsome.
Lawyer Zhou, long time no see.
Yes. Hotshot Lawyer Sun.
If you don't follow what the letter in the bottle says,
the hand in your dream will
choke you to death.
Anyway, I've decided to complete the five things mentioned in the letter from the bottle.